There's nuthin' like having your dad carry your drunk ass home at the end of the night, especially when you're 23-years-old!!!  We spotted Lily Allen slumped over her dad Keith's lap, leaving the party for his film How To Lose Friends And Alienate People in Cannes last night (which included guests like Harvey Weinstein and Simon Pegg).  Clearly the singer had way too much sun and way too much fun and needed her dad to carry her out of the party!  And while most of our dads would probably find this behavior less than charming, something tells me that old Keith has plenty of benders under his belt too (being in showbiz himself).  Click through the gallery to see the progression of Lily "life of the party " Allen to "omg, I'm gonna puke on my dad's knees" Lily!  Elegant.

        

DUH!  I see no reason why these two shouldn't hang out.  Music, drugs, odd fashion choices, drugs, impetigo, drugs...the commonalities are endless.  We spotted Wino and Doherty (hey, that could totally be the name of their new variety hour!) out in London last night loading equipment into the back of a car.  Amy was sitting with a guitar, although it looks like she was trying to play it like sitar (which maybe she was in her mind) and Pete just sort of stumbled around, shouting something unintelligible.  The two had been partying all night, celebrating their status as non-inmates and banging on bar windows that wouldn't let them in.  This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship...

Lily Allen embraced her European side by sunning and swimming topless in the south of France yesterday.  Lily and some friends hung out by the water in Eden Roc in Cap d'Antibes, all the while with her bikini top off.  Now if this was say, Hilary Duff, we might all be a bit shocked, but being nude at the beach is how they roll over there, and I give Lily props for being comfortable enough with her body to enjoy herself and have some fun.  It is refreshing to see someone who doesn't feel pressured to be skin and bones in order to go to the beach.  My only hope is that she slapped some sunscreen on her "girls"!  For the rest of Lily's topless frolic (sans digital pasties) click through the gallery. 

          

Ceeee-le-brate good times, c'mon!  Amy Winehouse is out on bail for her drug charges! Woo Hoo! 

Or is that really something we should be celebrating?  I don't know if we exactly want this head butting, crack smoking songstress back out on the streets.  What it she gets rowdy again and rips out her weave and tries to strangle people with it?  Don't laugh, it could happen.

We spotted Wino last night fillin' up her car and just generally standing around like a maniac; hair up to the heavens and a homemade scarf with a heart that read Blake.  Awww.  Maybe one day they'll end up with adjoining cells!

      

A young partygoer was shocked when she spotted Lindsay Lohan in a gossip mag, wearing her missing $11,000 mink coat. Columbia University co-ed Masha Markova, 22, says her treasured blond mink went missing at a party at New York's 1Oak club in January. Masha was distraught at the jacket - a gift from her grandmother - going missing but try as she might she couldn't find it. Then as she flipped through an edition of OK! magazine the following month, she saw INF's pictures of Linds wearing the coat as she left the party! We also photographed Lindsay the following day carrying the coat as she tooled around New York City. "I was actually talking to my grandmother about something else, and then I flipped throught the magazine, saw the picture and said, 'I need to call you back.' It was my coat. It was no doubt," she told the NY Post. When Masha complained to the club, they discreetly returned it to her, reeking of cigarettes and booze, she says. Now she wants Lindsay to cough up $10,000 for the unauthorized three-week rental. "I don't see how it could have been an accident," she added.

    

Uma Thurman went to court in New York City today to testify against Jack Jordan, a man who stalked her for nearly two and a half years.  Uma appeared shaken, having to sit in the same room with the man who left her harassing notes, contacted her parents and would wait for her on the front stairs of her apartment building, where she lives with her two children. At one point he sent Thurman's family an email saying: "I will kill myself if I do not get to see Uma Thurman within 24 to 48 hours."  Uma expressed her fear, "I was completely freaked out. It was like a nightmare. It was scary." 
Jordan's lawyer is asking that he be put in therapy, rather than jail, because he is mentally ill.  Jordan's bail is currently set at $10,000.

   

Miley Cyrus may be caught in the middle of a media frenzy due to those Vanity Fair (and digi cam) pictures, but that's not stopping her from visiting Target! We spotted the pop tart outside of the chain store with her little sister Noah (who's a cutie herself) clearly indulging in a little retail therapy-nuthin' wrong with that!  Don't worry My Cy, this will surely blow over, after all, wasn't it only last summer that your Disney co-star, Vanessa Hudgens, had completely naked photos of herself leaked!  It's pretty much standard these days!