Mike Myer's latest whacky character comedy The Love Guru premiered in Hollywood last night. Co-stars Justin Timberlake (in a questionable jacket), Meagan Good (so hot) and Verne Troyer (he's back) all walked the red carpet, as did Tila Tequila, cuz ya know, she's up for anything.  Grumpsica Alba was noticeably absent, but I guess taking care of a newborn is a good excuse. I highly doubt I'm going to drop $12 on this one, sounds like more of a Netflixer to me.  It's sad, Mike Myers used to be one of my favorite funny men ever, I still love the first Austin Powers and Wayne's World, but this shtick is getting a bit old.  Maybe I'll throw up a Sprockets clip soon, just to remember the good times.

        

Last night was the annual MTV movie awards; the special day of the year MTV takes to honor actors and actresses with such prestigious titles as "Best Kiss", "Best Action Scene" and "Best Movie of the Summer So Far."  Knowing that their art was being held in the highest regard, the ladies hit the red carpet in only the finest, cleavage enhancing numbers to remind us, "hey,  I'm a great actress and I've got an awesome rack."  Megan Fox and Charlize both opted for the corset look while Jennifer Hudson straight out wore her bra as part of her dress.  Of course Audrina and Tila Tequila didn't show off their undergarments, mostly because silicone can stand on it's own. 

      

All of the MTV favorites, plus Lindsay Lohan (cuz she'll do whatever these days) came out for the premiere of Scarlet.  Scarlet is not a new movie and it's not a new tv show, but rather a new line of HD and LCD televisions by LG Electronics. Oh well, anything to walk the red carpet, right?