LiLo celebrated the big 2-2 yesterday with her bestest (girl)friend Samantha Ronson.  The pair were spotted leaving La Scala restaurant together as well as making a stop at XIV Karat jewelery store.  Of course it wouldn't be a LiLo b-day with out a party, she gathered her friends at Teddy's inside the Roosevelt Hotel where she spent the night sipping away on Red Bull...supposedly Lindz and Sam even shared a kiss!  A sober, lesbian birthday, my have things changed for Lindsay Lohan.

      

You heard it straight from her mouth, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are "expecting"! Congratulations you two!  We don't know who or how you got a baby in ya, but what a wonderful surprise.
Ok, so maybe LiLo was "joking" in order to dodge our question about her mystery half-sister.  Oh yeah, didn't you hear?  Michael Lohan has a bastard child! Kristi Kaufmann is claiming that she had an affair with Michael and during that time he fathered her 13-year-old daughter.  The two sides are going back and forth with Kristi claiming that the affair lasted for years while Michael admits that although it could be possible that he is the girl's father, their fling was short-lived and that Kristi is kind of nuts.  Oh this poor child, whether Michael is the dad or not, she sounds screwed!  The Lohans are just one family to stay the hell away from.

We spotted little Ali Lohan traipsing around NYC this afternoon with big sis Lindsay and potential sister-in-law Samantha Ronson.  A 14-year-old hanging out with two notorious partiers (aged 22 and 30) in Manhattan?! Yeah that sounds like a recipe for disaster!  I would say that Dina should step in and break this shit up, but her response would probably be something more like "Ali, hold mommy's coat while she does a shot with the girls."  Who wants to start a pool for Ali's first DUI or first "leaked" picture?!

     

Paris is a city for lovers, or friends, or lover-friends, like Lindsay and Samantha.  LiLo and Sam Ro, both clad in black, did some sightseeing yesterday, making stops at the Louvre and the Palais Royal.  Lindsay seems rather preoccupied in these pictures, talking on her cellphone and leaving Sam to trail behind; trouble in paradise?

      

They make the cutest couple, don't they?  Friends (and maybe lovers?) Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted out in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon.  The couple shopped at Lux and then made a stop at Blockbuster.  Quiet night in, hmmm?  Something tells me LiLo is completely thrilled that people are speculating about their friendship; all press is good press! 

    

Since yesterday was Cinco de Mayo, the day Mexican army was victorious over the French in 1862, it was only fitting that young Hollywood come out and get sloppy with some tequila! Benji and Joel Madden hosted/spun at the Hornitos' Cinco De Mayo Party held at club Crown in Los Angeles last evening and everyone from Paris to LiLo to Lauren Conrad were there; actually, that was about everyone.  Lauren and Lo looked particularly sloppy and Lindsay, well....rumor is that she was trying to cozy up to Joel, despite having her weird non-girlfriend Samantha Ronson by her side.  Points for Paris, btw, for sitting in the passengers seat!  All in all it basically looked exactly as a tequila-fueled rager should.

         

Leggings season has officially ended for Lindsay Lohan and she has now moved onto shorts, but apparently she forgot that shaving your legs is kind of key if you're going to bare 'em.  Hey, I totally understand if she was feeling lazy (cuz sometimes ya just don't feel like it) but I doubt that she'd actually ever be too busy to make time for a shave; seriously what else does she have to do? Anyhow Scruffy and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson made a stop at a nail salon in Los Angeles yesterday for a manicure. LiLo could have easily gotten a wax while she was there, but who knows, maybe S.Ro likes it when her legs are covered in wheat fields. 

        

LiLo is back to her old attention whoring antics, and this time she brought her assistant and pal Samantha Ronson along for the ride.  While eating at an outdoor table at hot spot Joan's On Third, Lindz not only covered up her face, but had the nerve to call the cops on the paparazzi that was photographing her!  Really Lindsay, give it up.  A suggestion for not getting photographed would be to maybe eat somewhere less obvious or maybe stop trying to bite the hand that feeds you! 

     

Are Lindsay and Samantha Ronson just good friends, or a lil more?!  The two were awfully chummy when they were in New York together last week, even swapping the same pair of jeans! Don't get me wrong, I don't presume ladies are lovers just because they share pants, however when we spotted Lindz over the weekend we picked up on an interesting accessory.  After coming out of her hotel in WeHo, Lindsay sat in her car and rifled through some DVDs - and while doing so she flashed us a very telltale piece of bling!  Lindsay was wearing a ring with the initials SR! What!?

Pregnant Nicole Richie showed she's all heart when she teamed up with pal, Samantha Ronson, to help folks in need at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving Day. While boyfriend Joel Madden was in NYC with his band for the Macy's Parade, mom-to-be Nicole was doing her charity bit in Los Angeles. We think it's about time Paris Hilton took a leaf out of her book and ate some humble pie for once.