After Britney's emotional break down, the other half of Paparitney, Adnan Ghalib came to the rescue!  Only problem was he couldn't get past Brit's front gate.  Oh well, she probs already forgot she called him.

AGAIN. Man, they loooove the Gaucho Grill, I wonder if the Gaucho Grill loves them back.  Paparitney went for a romantic dinner then made their way to Starbucks for dessert. Britney's outfit has to be in her top 5 trashiest ensembles.  What is this, her gothpunk/slutty side?  The dress itself barely covers her ass and ripped fishnets? c'mon Brit even I gave that up by age 15.  Girl, get some pants!

Straight out the mouth of Ms. Unfitney herself!  According to Life & Style Britney had a major freakout on a salesgirl on Sunday, NAKED!!!

During their manic shopping spree, Paparitney hit up a Betsey Johnson store; once inside Britney grabbed some dresses to try on (with Adnan in the room) and then emerged completely naked. The salesclerk relayed the storey to Life & Style-

La la la. Just another day in the life of Paparitney.  Lost your kids, so what!  Have some chocolate and that will surely cheer you up!  I mean, candy is a great way to console yourself when say, you skinned your knee or your boyfriend dumped you, but generally most people take custody cases a little bit more seriously.

Crazy Hair? Check. Crazy Make up? Check.  No Bra? Check.  Throw in some Daisy Dukes and a dubious choice bf and you are ready for jail lunch!  Paparitney stopped for some food at Jerry's Famous Deli in Studio City, Cali today...how 'bout swinging by the psychiatrist while you're at it??

Among all the chaos of yesterday, Papritney mangaged to stop at one of Brit's favorite joints, Rite Aid.  Maybe she was picking up some anti crazy pills at the pharmacy..naaaah. Probz picking up some Nyquil instead for her purple drank. During their exploits, Adnan somehow ended up with lipstick all over his back. HOT. Was she making out with his shirt?

Happy Monday Y'all!  I know it's the worst day of the week, but I guarantee you that your day is already going better than someone else's. Brit Brit is due to show up in court today and apparently this time if she bails, she's really gonna be screwed.  The judge is set to question Britney about her custody violation from last week; you remember, the whole not turning the kids over to Kevin's body guard and locking herself in the bathroom and being taken away for a mental evaluation.

New day, new dog?  Looks like Britney picked up a new fluff ball to console her through her wild ride...what; the kids, the family, the other dog and the paparazzo bf not cuttin it for ya?  Those two do NOT need to drag anyone else (person, dog, plant, whatever) into their mess!