There's nuthin' like having your dad carry your drunk ass home at the end of the night, especially when you're 23-years-old!!!  We spotted Lily Allen slumped over her dad Keith's lap, leaving the party for his film How To Lose Friends And Alienate People in Cannes last night (which included guests like Harvey Weinstein and Simon Pegg).  Clearly the singer had way too much sun and way too much fun and needed her dad to carry her out of the party!  And while most of our dads would probably find this behavior less than charming, something tells me that old Keith has plenty of benders under his belt too (being in showbiz himself).  Click through the gallery to see the progression of Lily "life of the party " Allen to "omg, I'm gonna puke on my dad's knees" Lily!  Elegant.

        

Lily Allen embraced her European side by sunning and swimming topless in the south of France yesterday.  Lily and some friends hung out by the water in Eden Roc in Cap d'Antibes, all the while with her bikini top off.  Now if this was say, Hilary Duff, we might all be a bit shocked, but being nude at the beach is how they roll over there, and I give Lily props for being comfortable enough with her body to enjoy herself and have some fun.  It is refreshing to see someone who doesn't feel pressured to be skin and bones in order to go to the beach.  My only hope is that she slapped some sunscreen on her "girls"!  For the rest of Lily's topless frolic (sans digital pasties) click through the gallery. 

          

Lily Allen celebrated the big 2-3 at the Groucho Club in London last night with a lot friends, cigarettes and one delicious looking birthday cake!  The newly blonde singer partied the night away with actor (and rumored boyfriend) James Corden.  Best of luck in your 23rd year Lil, it's not such a bad age to be.

      

Lily Allen and model pal Agyness Deyn tied one on last night!  The two partied for hours last night in honor of drag queen/dj Jodie Harsh.  Starting off at Punk nightclub in London, the festivities went into the early hours of the morning before culminating at Bungalow 8.  It looks like Lily is back to her partying ways and it's lookin' sloppy.  Those pockets hanging out of her denim skirt are a little too Britney for my taste and if she starts wearing wigs I'm taking the first flight to London and staging an intervention!

We spotted a sort of sad-looking Lily Allen in London today.  Messy ponytail, sneakers and laptop in hand, it's believed that Lily was heading to the doctor.  She also had a pack of cigs on her, thought you were giving those up Lil!  Anyhow I hope she is in good health, she's got another album coming out and the world needs to hear it.

It seems that Lily Allen has attacked a tropical bird and stuck it to her head.  The young songstress was spotted all over London last night, including the Vivienne Westwood fashion show and clubs Dolce and Punk.  Clearly she partied it out, cuz by the end of the evening she lost that fantastic headdress of hers (which is probably a good thing).  Oh Lily, ever the party girl...I just hope she filled up on Gatorade cuz that's gonna be one nasty hangover!

Fashion is puzzling, ain't it?  The Elle Style Awards were held in London last evening and I think it's safe to say that Elle uses that term loosely.  Take for example, model and "it" girl Agyness Deyn.  She is basically the poster child for people who dress bat shit insane but are taken very seriously in the fashion world.  (Also look up Chole Sevigny in regards to that matter)  But she had some competition for dressing like a moron, Peaches and Pixie Geldof also rolled up in their best, I'm fashionable and famous for doing nothing attire.  Even my gir

We spotted Lily Allen and a pal out in London over the weekend.  The two went to a meeting in the West End and then to pick up a passport.  Although she suffered a miscarriage Lily is back to work on her new album and will host a new talk show called Lily Allen and Friends on BBC3.  Lily also admitted that she is indulging in some retail therapy saying that shopping for shoes is cheering her up these days; I agree Lily, nuthin like a new pair of heels or your trademark Nike Dunks to put a smile on your face!

The Sun is reporting that Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage.  Apparently Lily had just returned from a vacation with boyfriend Ed Simmons of The Chemical Brothers when she lost the baby.  Sources say,  “The bad news has been really difficult for them to take and they are absolutely heartbroken."

This is perhaps one of the cutest pictures EVER in the history of the world!  Lily Allen, puppies, a huge sale; what's not to love?!  Lily was on hand tonight to open the annual Harrods Winter Sale in London along with owner Mohamed Al Fayed.  Generally I'm amused by pictures of her smoking or flipping off the paps, but I have to say, this softer, mum-to-be look suits her.  Now it's puppies, next it's the baby!