Katie Price


KATIE PRICE: SHOP NOW, HOSPITAL LATER



Katie Price, ever the model of brilliant parenting (and lifestyles in general) brought her chicken pocked baby out for some shopping on Robertson Blv and The Grove in Los Angeles over the weekend.  Katie and husband Peter Andre brought their baby daughter Princess Tiaamii (yup, that's her name) out to shop and lunch until finally stopping at the Urgent Care center at the Children's Hospital...sooooo not only did this idiot delay treatment for her sick child in favor of shopping, but she may have also exposed people to the sickness.  Thanks Katie!!! The world needs more people like you!


    

Jordan: She Cracks Us Up!

Jordan: She Cracks Us Up!

Ahhhhh! Take a long close look because this is the vertical smile of one England's classiest A-list stars. Yes, you guessed it, frequent boob flasher and reality TV show skank, Katie Price (AKA Jordan AKA Mrs Andre). Not content with getting her ta tas out for all the world to see on a regular basis, KP is now whipping out her ass whenever a photographer appears. I suppose we should be thankful her bits are covered up though. Eeeewwwwwwww!!


Would you buy a hairdryer from this woman?

Would you buy a hairdryer from this woman?

Katie Price (AKA Jordan) was showing off her new line of hair-care hardware (AKA a hairdryer) when we bumped into her in London today. Looks to us like she's been testing the thing on her jacket.


Jordan stinks

Jordan stinks

You can't move these days for the whiff, no pong, of celebrity perfumes. And now buxom model and reality TV star Katie Price is hoping to get stinking rich with her very own. Unfortunately, it looked like Katie, AKA Jordan, had been sniffing her new scent too much after arriving at the London launch party dressed like a fairy princess high on crack.

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