Katie Price (AKA Jordan) was showing off her new line of hair-care hardware (AKA a hairdryer) when we bumped into her in London today. Looks to us like she's been testing the thing on her jacket.

Peter Andre deep-throated a hot dog at Pink's of Hollywood last night, as Jordan (Katie Price) looked on. The cheesy Brit singer could be heard telling top-heavy model / actress / talent-free-zone Jordan: "I don't know if I should be putting something long, delicious and hot in my mouth like this. People will get the wrong idea!"  'Nuff said.

Top heavy British glamour girl Jordan (AKA Katie Price) has arrived in the US along with her equally cheesy hubby Peter Andre. The pair, who are plugging a new reality show on E! Television, are threatening to steal Posh n' Becks' crowns as the king and queen of chaviness with their low-brow fashion sense and public displays of affection.