People.com has confirmed that Jessica Alba married her baby daddy Cash Warren yesterday.  Further details are not yet available, however I'm sure that grumpster's Monday wedding ceremony was just a rip roarin' good time.

Jessica "Grumpster" Alba turns the big 2-7 today, so we made the preggers star a baby cake! Ha! Get it?!  Yeah, she doesn't find it funny either, but in our defense, we really don't know what it would take to make this one crack a smile!

"Yeah, still not smiling...Why?  Because I'm a serious actress now and I'm in deep thought and I don't have time to be happy...Excited cuz I'm pregnant?!  Are you kidding me!  I used to be a Maxim cover girl!  THIS SUCKS!"
Or so I'd imagine a phone conversation with Jessica Alba would sound like.  We spotted Crankster in Los Angeles yesterday simply glowing scowling.

    

Cranky Pants Alba celebrated the upcoming birth of she and Cash Warren's new baby with a shower at the Ever After tea house in Los Angeles yesterday.  Tons of stars Kim Kardashian showed up to help Jessica celebrate the new life; I'm guessing Kim did most of the celebrating for her.  Jess is set to pop around late May/early June. 

She's just glowing.

Ooh la la Jessica Alba is getting BIG!  The mom-to-be was in Paris last evening at the Gaumont Marignan to premiere her new movie The Eye. I'm impressed that movie made it France, I thought it'd be on dvd already.

The 80th annual Academy Awards were held at the Kodak Theater in Los Angeles last evening and the stars pulled it together for the biggest awards show of the year.  No Country for Old Men held the most nominations and it indeed win the most Oscars, followed by the other dark film, There Will be Blood, with Daniel Day-Lewis taking home Best Actor.  Now normally DDL can wear some pretty odd ensembles for the red carpet, but I thought this time (for him) he looked pretty ok...you have to respect the people that take the atypical route for the award shows.

We spotted preggers Jessica Alba and her body double Taryn Dakha out grabbing some lunch at  RFD Organic Restaurant before heading over to Trashy Lingerie for some Valentine's Day supplies in WeHo.  Yes, she hangs out with her body double (they met on the set of Fantastic 4), which is kind of the most vain thing ever; I want a friend who's like looking in the mirror!

Who knew she had it in her?!  Jessica Alba, who has turned into the world's crankiest star, was spotted leaving a salon in WeHo yesterday.  Jessica was there getting a facial, maybe they have a new treatment where they can massage your mouth into the shape of a smile.

We caught the ever-scowling Jessica Alba coming out of a NYC Whole Foods this afternoon.  I don't get the grumpy face, I thought pregnant ladies loved to eat!  Plus, Whole Foods always cheers me up, have you seen their prepared food section, c'mon! Jeez Jessica, grab some bread pudding and put on a smile.