We caught LiLo hanging with mama Dina and her sister Ali and brother Cody in front of their NYC hotel last evening. Dina and Ali have just launched their reality show Living Lohan,aka the first sign of the apocalypse.  Lindsay has smartly chosen to stay out of the show, however papa Michael is getting in on the action by blogging about each episode on the OK! website, "’I've had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me — again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs.”  Sounds like a perfect recipe for disaster!

      

This is it.  The end.  It's all over and we can't stop it.  Ali Lohan is officially doing publicity for her new reality show, Living Lohan.  We snapped the younger Lo outside the Late Night with David Letterman last night with momager/svengali Dina in tow.  To witness the forthcoming apocalypse, click here and brace yourself...

     

Yes, you read that right.  Mama Dina, Ali and Grandma (!) were filming their reality show, Living Lohan in Harlem yesterday.  The Lohan trio were attending a performance of the Impact Repertory Theater of Harlem at the Joseph Kennedy Center.  I have no idea as to why they were there, but I'm sure the episode will be full of explanation.  Look how happy Grandma is!  I wonder how aware she is of daughter and granddaughter's infamy, or maybe she was a total momager back in the day...it's gotta start somewhere!

Being a famewhore runs in the Lohan family.  Not satisfied with living vicariously through one daughter's fame scandals, Dina Lohan has now decided to pimp out her entire family.  Dina Lohan, her sons and her daughter Ali are currently shooting their new "reality" show for E! which will be titled Living Lohan and will debut over the summer.  The show will follow Dina as she tackles being both a mom and manager as she tries to kick start Ali's entertainment career.

Troubled Lindsay Lohan's ma and pa have at long last finalized their bitter divorce battle. As LiLo gets to grips with rehab in Utah, her folks Dina and Michael finally ended their marriage. And Judge Robert A. Ross gave them a pat on the back, saying: "You have both demonstrated to me extraordinarily good judgment in resolving this matter as you did." High praise for the world's worst parents.

What's a mom to do? As if she didn't have enough on her legal plate right now, Dina Lohan has just been accused of fraud by a Las Vegas businessman. Antonio Almeida claims Dina failed to return the $400,000 he lent her to kick-start Lindsay's music career. Some of the money was used for Lindsay to record with Gloria Estefan's husband Emilio Estefan, but Lindsay bolted in the middle of the recording sessions when she was signed by Casablanca Records, according to the suit. Dina's lawyers are claiming the money was not lent to Dina.

Now we know why troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is such a train wreck...just look at her mom and dad. They seem to spend their days fighting it out in court and the only winners are the well paid lawyers. Just days after they faced-off in a divorce hearing, Dina and Michael Lohan were back in front of a Long Island judge today as Michael fights for access to his kids. Why not just give the children away to someone who will know how to care for them?

Opportunist mum Dina Lohan wants to milk daughter Lindsay's drink and drugs addiction by getting her own TV show, according to reports. Now that's as low as a rattlesnake's butt. As Linds gets to grips with rehab at Promises in Malibu, compassionate Dina is rumored to be discussing a show where she'll push her two other children, Ali, 14, and Cody, 11, to stardom. Well, fame has f@#*ed up Lindsay, so why not destroy the rest of the family.