We spotted my favorite Boho vampires, Mary-Kate and Ashley in NYC  yesterday.  The twinsies had just purchased a piece of art, but apparently their frail little arms couldn't support the weight so their body guard carried it for them instead.  It looks like M-K might still have on her wrist band from Bonnaroo, she's really cherishing those memories!  I really believe when these two get together they combine powers to become one of the creepiest entities in all of Hollywood.  When was the last time we even heard them speak?

  

The annual Council of Fashion Designers of America awards dinner was held at the New York Public library and it appeared to be a 2 to 1 ratio of every two, beautiful ladies to one, well clad designer.  Francisco Costa had Ashley Olsen (smiling!) and Eva Mendes on each arm, while Eva Longoria cuddled up to Tom Ford.  Victoria Beckham shared laughs with her (other) main man Marc Jacobs and Hilary Duff chatted with Michael Kors.  Zac Posen had his arm around Rachel Zoe while Naomi Campbell dined with Andre Leon Talley, who you may remember from a cameo on the second season of The Hills (he put Whitney in the Costume Institute fashion that ran live on the air, then she fell down the stairs, haha).  Basically the whole thing looked like one creepy albeit completely glamorous prom.  I wonder if there was any creeping hands during the slow dance...

          

Apparently Ashley Olsen saves her creepiness for when she's in Europe.  We caught one half of the twinsies leaving an office building in L.A. yesterday.  Although she's not smiling (hell would freeze over before that happened) I don't fear she's going to suck my blood, and that's the Michelle that I came to grow and love. 

Looking at Mary-Kate and Ashley make me feel like I'm in an insane asylum.  I really can't handle them anymore.  At what point did they go from child stars, even teen stars, to these eerily silent, eccentric characters?? We found the twosome shopping around Paris, at the likes of Louis Vuitton.   I'm sorry, but I personally miss the days when these two were taking turns saying "you got it dude" much more than there current heroin chic personas.  Jeez, what would Danny Tanner think of all this?

Mary-Kate and Ashley were finally spotted together yesterday in New York City. The elusive twin set can be told apart in these pics by their jackets; M-K's in black and Ash is in gray.  It's nice that they voluntarily wear matching clothes, I wonder if they will ever voluntarily smile?

Those Olsen twins are really committed to keeping things neat and tidy.  This time we spotted Ashley out back with the garbage, she's the most fashionable custodian I've ever seen!

Ashley Olsen (pictured here Margherita Missoni) and other stars like Christy Turlington and Lisa Rinna were on hand last night for the 10th Annual amfAR New York Gala held at Cipriani.  Ashley's other half, Mary-Kate was noticeably absent from the event, apparently in hiding now since some spotlight has been shed on her since the death of her friend Heath Ledger.  The event is held in order to raise money and awareness for HIV/AIDS research

Those naughty animal lovers at PETA have well and truly got it in for celebrity midgets, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, for snubbing pleas not to wear fur. And the group's latest ad campaign says it all as we are introduced to the Trollsen Twins (AKA Hairy Kate and Trashley). PETA unveiled a poster today next to the twins' Hollywood Walk of Fame Star, saying: "Fur Is Worn By Beautiful Animals and Ugly People.''  We think the poster makes these chicks look good!

Ashley Olsen appeared to be walking with a strange stoop last night at the 7th On Sale event and later as she exited the Waverly Inn in New York's West Village. Are all those wild nights in bed with superathlete Lance Armstrong catching up with her?

Dita Von Teese took our breath away at the black-tie gala that kicks off the world's biggest sample sale in New York City last night, wearing a beautiful golden embroidered black gown. The event was full of fashionistas and dressed to impress celebs.