Amy Winehouse


AMY WINEHOUSE WEARS HER HEART ON HER WEAVE



Amy Winehouse is passionately devoted to her husband Blake "Incarcerated", so much so that she has reserved a special place for him up in her rat's nest of a hair do.  We spotted Wino home this afternoon, looking kinda ok-ish in a floral dress and heels but clearly the icing on her outfit cake was her homemade Blake barrette...I suppose it's better than holding her weave together with used gum.


   

WINO PACKS UP AND GOES



Does Amy Winehouse ever take a bad picture? We spotted Wino leaving her London home yesterday with some items in hand so perhaps she was taking a trip.  Amy had all the essentials; a flannel shirt, animal print heels, a briefcase inside a larger plastic bag (for all her "business stuff").  We're not sure where she was headed, perhaps a romantic rendezvous with Pete Doherty?


      

AMY WINEHOUSE IS THE PIED PIPER OF FANS



I'm not sure whether I find these pictures of Amy Winehouse in London with her young fans endearing or alarming.  On the one hand, it is cute to see her pose with her adoring public and stop to sign autographs, on the other, I kind of want to yell, "Don't get too close to her!  She's going to burn you wit her cigarette!  You'll catch her impetigo!" 
Speaking of impetigo, when we spotted Wino she was on her way to see good pal Pete Doherty play in a charity soccer tournament.  It also happened to be the one year wedding anniversary of Amy and Blake "Incarcerated"; hmm, she didn't seem to upset by the fact they would be spending it apart.  But really, who would be upset when you've got a stud like Pete to swoon over!


     

AMY WINO AND PETE DOHERTY: BEST. IDEA. EVER!

DUH!  I see no reason why these two shouldn't hang out.  Music, drugs, odd fashion choices, drugs, impetigo, drugs...the commonalities are endless.  We spotted Wino and Doherty (hey, that could totally be the name of their new variety hour!) out in London last night loading equipment into the back of a car.  Amy was sitting with a guitar, although it looks like she was trying to play it like sitar (which maybe she was in her mind) and Pete just sort of stumbled around, shouting something unintelligible.  The two had been partying all night, celebrating their status as non-inmates and banging on bar windows that wouldn't let them in.  This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship...



WINO ARRESTED ON DRUG CHARGES



Yes, AGAIN.  I wrote a headline that was oh-so-similar to this one less than two weeks ago, except this time Amy's being arrested for drugs (rather than physical assault).  Remember the tape that surfaced a couple months ago of Amy smoking crack? Ah yes, that old chestnut; well, looks like it's time for her to come clean about what was going on. Wino's rep released a statement saying, "Amy Winehouse voluntarily attended a London police station today by appointment.  She was arrested in order to be interviewed and is co-operating fully with inquiries. The interview relates to a video handed to police earlier this year."
To quote Jerry Seinfeld, "Good luck with all that."



WINO: SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM



We spotted Amy Winehouse puffing away on some smokes as she left her home today.  Walking around with a butt hanging out of your mouth and your pockets hanging out of your shorts is such a hot look; I'm gonna rock that all summer. 


    

BREAKING NEWS: SMILE WHILE YOU CAN WINO, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

BREAKING NEWS: SMILE WHILE YOU CAN WINO, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

Amy Winehouse (who we spotted today) has been taken in by police again, this time for an alleged assault!  When we caught up with whacked out Wino two nights ago, she was clearly under the influence of various of substances and had been locked out of her house (as she lost her keys sometime during her wild night out.)  Apparently earlier that evening Amy head butted a 38-year-old man who was trying to hail her a cab and now has pressed charges against her.  Amy is under questioning but has not been formally charged with anything.  Why didn't we catch that on tape?!

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WINO'S A LADY IN RED



Remember that 80s ballad Lady in Red?  You probably slow danced to it a prom or two (I know I specifically did at my freshman semi-formal) but anyways, I don't think that the dude who wrote it would ever think a person like old Wino could snag it for a headline, but unfortch for him, it's happened.  We spotted Amy only a short time ago greeting friends outside of her Camden, England home.  Looking particularly striking in a red, stretch mini dress and no shoes, Amy looked slightly more together then when we saw her here.  And speaking of that wild night, it looks like she might face charges from apparently headbutting some dude who was trying to help her hail that cab home!  Oh Wino, let's just listen to this sweet jam and hope the sounds of Lady can soothe your tortured soul. 


    

WINO LOOSES MIND, THEN LOOSES KEYS

WINO LOOSES MIND, THEN LOOSES KEYS

I'm not going to lie; the phrase that is most immediately popping up in my head when I  these pictures is "crack whore."  After a debaucherous night on the town, a very drunk and disheveled Amy Winehouse returned to her Camden, England home only to realize she had lost her keys.  Luckily for Wino, a fan who had been waiting outside her house helped her break in through the garage.  Is there any hope for this woman?  Wino has been nominated for three Ivor Novello awards, which honor excellence in songwriting; my guess is that if she doesn't get her shit together real soon, she won't be penning any more hits.


WINO HAS A BUSY NIGHT



Amy Winehouse certainly had a full weekend, maybe as full as her giant weavehive.  Wino spent the evening with the "other" Blake (although she was clutching a photo of herself and Blake "Incarcerated") and managed to grocery shop, get some kebabs and swing by producer Marc Ronson's house.  Good to see her out and about but she is looking pretty ragged.  Maybe next time Wino just stick to getting some food and call it a night, you look like you could use a sandwich.


     
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