Amy Winehouse


WINO ARRESTED ON DRUG CHARGES



Yes, AGAIN.  I wrote a headline that was oh-so-similar to this one less than two weeks ago, except this time Amy's being arrested for drugs (rather than physical assault).  Remember the tape that surfaced a couple months ago of Amy smoking crack? Ah yes, that old chestnut; well, looks like it's time for her to come clean about what was going on. Wino's rep released a statement saying, "Amy Winehouse voluntarily attended a London police station today by appointment.  She was arrested in order to be interviewed and is co-operating fully with inquiries. The interview relates to a video handed to police earlier this year."
To quote Jerry Seinfeld, "Good luck with all that."



WINO: SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM



We spotted Amy Winehouse puffing away on some smokes as she left her home today.  Walking around with a butt hanging out of your mouth and your pockets hanging out of your shorts is such a hot look; I'm gonna rock that all summer. 


    

BREAKING NEWS: SMILE WHILE YOU CAN WINO, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

BREAKING NEWS: SMILE WHILE YOU CAN WINO, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

Amy Winehouse (who we spotted today) has been taken in by police again, this time for an alleged assault!  When we caught up with whacked out Wino two nights ago, she was clearly under the influence of various of substances and had been locked out of her house (as she lost her keys sometime during her wild night out.)  Apparently earlier that evening Amy head butted a 38-year-old man who was trying to hail her a cab and now has pressed charges against her.  Amy is under questioning but has not been formally charged with anything.  Why didn't we catch that on tape?!

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WINO'S A LADY IN RED



Remember that 80s ballad Lady in Red?  You probably slow danced to it a prom or two (I know I specifically did at my freshman semi-formal) but anyways, I don't think that the dude who wrote it would ever think a person like old Wino could snag it for a headline, but unfortch for him, it's happened.  We spotted Amy only a short time ago greeting friends outside of her Camden, England home.  Looking particularly striking in a red, stretch mini dress and no shoes, Amy looked slightly more together then when we saw her here.  And speaking of that wild night, it looks like she might face charges from apparently headbutting some dude who was trying to help her hail that cab home!  Oh Wino, let's just listen to this sweet jam and hope the sounds of Lady can soothe your tortured soul. 


    

WINO LOOSES MIND, THEN LOOSES KEYS

WINO LOOSES MIND, THEN LOOSES KEYS

I'm not going to lie; the phrase that is most immediately popping up in my head when I  these pictures is "crack whore."  After a debaucherous night on the town, a very drunk and disheveled Amy Winehouse returned to her Camden, England home only to realize she had lost her keys.  Luckily for Wino, a fan who had been waiting outside her house helped her break in through the garage.  Is there any hope for this woman?  Wino has been nominated for three Ivor Novello awards, which honor excellence in songwriting; my guess is that if she doesn't get her shit together real soon, she won't be penning any more hits.


WINO HAS A BUSY NIGHT



Amy Winehouse certainly had a full weekend, maybe as full as her giant weavehive.  Wino spent the evening with the "other" Blake (although she was clutching a photo of herself and Blake "Incarcerated") and managed to grocery shop, get some kebabs and swing by producer Marc Ronson's house.  Good to see her out and about but she is looking pretty ragged.  Maybe next time Wino just stick to getting some food and call it a night, you look like you could use a sandwich.


     

AMY DRESSES TO IMPRESS.. AND FAILS

AMY DRESSES TO IMPRESS.. AND FAILS

Poor Amy Winehouse can't catch a break. She got nicely dressed up to visit husband Blake in London's Pentonville Prison today, but didn't notice that she had a massive tear in her lil' black dress.


WINO'S DENIED VISITATION

WINO'S DENIED VISITATION

We spotted Amy Winehouse leaving her London house today looking like a hot, tranny mess.  Wino had attempted to visit her hubby Blake Incarcerated at Pentonville Prison, but was refused access.  It's clear that she has a raging case of impetigo on her face (which apparently can be caused from smoking crack) and she is scrawny as hell!  I thought she was on her way to being cleaned up but it looks a bit one step forward, two steps back. 


Party On!

Party On!

Old Wino partied up in London last night.  The supposedly rehabbed singer decided to throw a little get together for herself at Bungalow 8.  Clearly not fearing her highly contagious impetigo, Kelly Osbourne, Marc Ronson and Tyler James all showed up to get down with Amy.  Along the way Amy stopped for some snacks and picked up a biography of herself!  She also decided to hang her head out the car window and shout at people on the street.  I thought the Amy Crackhouse days were behind her, guess not.


Wino's Movin' On

Wino's Movin' On

Amy Winehouse is movin up outta her East London flat and supposedly moving in with her bff Kelly Osbourne! Wino moved some odds and ends today with the help of her bodyguard.  This could be another step in the right direction for Wino, who was recently cleared of any "justice perverting" in the case against her dear hubby, Blake Incarcerated.

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