We spotted Michael Lohan coming out of his NYC hotel yesterday amid a flurry of paps.  The Hollywood dad claims that he doesn't know anything about LiLo and SamRo's "friendship" and that he wishes the best for both of them.  Right.  I'm totally sure the dad who blogs about his children's stints in showbiz is totally unaffected by any of Lindsay lesbian rumors. (And by unaffected I mean he thrives off of them.)  Oh man, don't you wish MikeLo was your dad?!