DEMI SUCKS

Or gets sucked I should say.  While making an appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman last night, Demi explained to Dave that she practices leech therapy! Demi was in Austria seeking out alternative health treatments at a spa and signed herself up for some good old fashioned leech sucking.  Apparently they stick the leech in your belly button and then it goes to work.  Demi explains the process, "They have a little enzyme that when they’re biting down gets released into your blood, and generally you bleed for quite a bit, and your health is optimized. It detoxifies the blood."  She further explains the sensation, " And you feel it bite down on you and you want to go 'you bastard!' and then you relax and work on your lamaze breathing, and you watch it swell up and get fatter and fatter. And then when it’s super drunk on your blood it just kind of rolls over like it’s stumbling out of the bar."
GROSS.  I swear, celebrities can be conned into doing the most ridiculous shit all in the name of health and wellness (Scientology anyone?).  Granted Demi is still a total babe at 45, but I dunno, I think I'll just stick to fruits and veggies, maybe a vitamin every once in awhile when I want to feel "detoxified".