Michael Lohan: Sent From Heaven?

Just as you thought your holidays couldn't get any crazier, up pops LiLo Lindsay Lohan's old man Michael to kill us with his own brand of Christmas cheer. The reformed bad boy can be seen in all his glory tonight, playing Joseph in a nativity scene at Times Square. Why? Who put him up to this?  And does his shrink know? Let's hope this is a charity event for a very good cause. If not, wait for those lightning bolts to strike.