Trophy Wife in Training

Hustler? Hmmm...is that your next career choice Brooke? Cuz the singing isn't really going anywhere and I doubt The Hogans are going to be renewed for another season (although with all the crap reality tv these days who knows).  Here we see Brooke Hogan in Miami Beach shopping away her pain over her parents' divorce.  Look how upset she looks as she leaves American Apparel and then the obvious worry in her face as she picks up some new make up.  It's truly heartbreaking to watch her sit on the giant, cement ball and text on her cell phone as she tries not to break her hot pink acrylic nails.  Poor girl, it's almost like she doesn't know that anyone's photographing her...it's an American tragedy.